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Entries from July 2008

Imaging Astrology

July 19, 2008 · 2 Comments

Rob Brezsney’s Freewill astrology for Pisces this week says:

The uterus of a pregnant sand tiger shark is not exactly a peaceful sanctuary. Her eggs hatch in there well before she gives birth. Soon the multiple embryos begin a fight to the death. By the time the mother goes into labor, there’s just one pup remaining. I suspect there’s now a similar kind of survival-of-the-fittest struggle going on within the metaphorical womb of your imagination, Pisces. Several pretty good brainchildren are tussling for supremacy. Which one will defeat and eat the others and grow into maturity? I bet we’ll find out soon. 

  The body of the fallen lay Lover crumpled on the ground, a seemingly lifeless corpse, sprawled out. She was beautiful, full of dreams, hopes, and ambitions of great Love and Happiness. She is a tragic figure, with her wavy locks, spread out encircling her form like a rusted golden halo. She is an angel who has lost her wings. The Others sit around the space- in mourning? Not really- mostly wondering which one is next. They didn’t execute the Lover, she was broken down by something else. But regardless, another one bites the dust, pardon the cruel irony of the expression. She had united them- made them all believe they could each have moments, that they could all be one. Like something trite as the Spice Girls. That they could be a unity, an Actor-Writer-Singer-Pragmatist-Lover, a quintet of power. But now that she had fallen, they sat-paced-hid-stood waiting for the next one to make the move. Pragmatist stood tall by the body, she knew she would win in the end. Making money. Making money. She repeated with a firm belief that her logic would seep through, and she would stay standing while all the creative fools killed each other. They’d have to bury the body- the Lover couldn’t possibly be awaken anytime soon. Logically speaking it was improbable. It’s a fact.  Actor sat- posed- postulated, wondering what words could be used to express the Pain and Joy. Love alters not- bears it out to edge of dooooooom. Wise words- Doooooom! She let the words roll around her mouth, felt the vibrations the ‘O’ sound created in her mouth. Mouth. Mouth. The ‘th’ was intoxicating. Taking it apart like Stanislavsky’s turkey- or was it a chicken? Actor would take them all apart with the words of others flowing like super powers through herself, through her body, her instrument. What did the Actor know about words- other then speaking them with manufactured meaning? The Writer, paced around the space, avoiding the elephant in the room.  Writer knew you could agonize other a sentence, or word, or paragraph- but mostly you have to be bold, and keep it writing. Just keep writing. Be bold or die. One was already dead. 4 more to go. How would a great envision them? What would Austen write? Would they all be drinking tea with empire waists? Would the Lover still lie at their feet? What about the body? Would it be realistic, naturalistic- or a horse of a different color? What-why-who-where-how-mostly why? Ever so softly in the corner the Singer bid her time. She hummed a tune. She hated the Lover. While she reigned for the past two years, Singer was in the dark, locked in a small cage only to be poked and prodded and never good enough. Only once- when she sang a love song. Blah! So she ignored the gravity of death and smiled. A lifeless form- inspiration for a melody. Broken hearts make the best songs. She smiled to herself. She would soon have the power to pierce the ears of all around her until their brains bled out of their noses. What rhymes with noses?

The Lover lay there as they figured this new situation out. She was half alive but felt mostly dead. Something she once heard in a love song- once upon a something. Lover hoped she would breath once more, she knew she would, the way you know about the sun rising and moon becoming full. Let them kill each other, and let them eat each other’s hearts, but in the end they are all the same. Lover let herself get lost for a while. Dancing on clouds and shooting stars as most lovers do.

Categories: astrology · short fiction

Lavarama

July 10, 2008 · 1 Comment

The laundromat was almost empty. The front walls were lined with single, double and triple load washers, as well as four rows of washers in the middle of the room. The washers were an assortment of colors, and styles, top loaders, front loaders. The larger ones made the floor vibrate. In the back of the small but well used space were two facing walls lined with industrial dryers. As the washers rumbled and dryers tossed, and ceiling fans swirled one could imagine floating  away on the teal waves that bordered the wall. Soda, snacks, candy, and small packets of detergent were all readily available for a small fee from the vending machine scattered around. Two brown park benches faced the double load front facing washers, with the sun shining at the back from the front window.

There was a brightly dressed smiling woman who was short and solid standing by the long table in the middle of the dryers. The new comer approached her with trepidation holding her linen shopping bag, and two packed laundry bags.

“Any tips for a first timer?” she inquired.

“Avoid the white dryers, they eat your quarters. They are really old,” smiling woman pointed, “The new ones also work fast as they a hot setting.”

The laundromat virgin smiled and went on to the business at hand putting her two loads in. She chose carefully. She decided to put her intimates and tee-shirts in the front facing washer that had warm but no cold setting. She felt it was a sound decision until she spent a good couple of minutes struggling with the door that wouldn’t open. Number 20 didn’t seem to be a lucky number. She jiggled, turned, pulled, shook. Nothing seemed to work. She smiled sheepishly at the cute, scruffy guy who walked by. He was really cute, and she was loosing a battle against a washer. Pathetic. About to give up, she noticed the half faded instructions right in front of her. Push button. Turn Handle. It was sticking, but the door opened. She continued to follow the step-by-step instructions until she could see her striped pink panties tossing around. She decided to use her old standard white, top loader washer was the way to go for her brights load. Cold and color friendly. As she poured the detergent in and put her quarters in a family of four Asians marched in to the laundromat quickly holding at least 3 bags each, and continued in and back out to their van until 20 laundry bags full of linens,and clothes, they continued like an army to take over the place. The father pointed and loaded with the youngest girl, the mother poured in the detergent, and the eldest girl with her baking soda package full of quarters set the washers in motion.

The newbie, looked on wide eyed like a doe in head lights. Oh No. There were less dryers then washers. And that Asian family was quick. She had only started her loads about a minute before they had. She eyed her washers. It was mid cycle. She glanced at them circulating around the place.  She took out her book to appear calm and casual. She would pounce on her wash and claim one of the good dryers as soon as it as done. She wouldn’t be stuck with the quarter eater, or worse, no washer at all.

Categories: based on real life · short fiction